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I KNOW!!!!!!!
WHAT AN INJUSTICE!
SOMEBODY CALL THE U.N.!

I’m not overreacting. The whore who kicked me off the ice was overreacting. (I’m basing the whore reference on how much makeup she had on, particularly red makeup. Whore. And this is the rink in the ghetto so she could have two jobs. And if you want to work as a whore fine with me you just better declare it on your taxes.)

So I got on the ice 8 minutes before the session starts. Eight minutes.
The Zamboni was done. The garage door was closed. I was one of only 5 people there so I don’t know what the hell this whore’s problem was but she told me to get off the ice. I was like “Why? Is someone else using it?” and I look around to show no one else is fucking there! And she’s like “The ice has to set.”

BULLSHIT!
BULLSHIT!
BULLSHIT!

I’m pretty sure this whole the ice has to set thing is bullshit. (I have an email into Nice Coach to make sure.)

I also consulted someone who works in an ice rink and never kicked me off the ice. She said: “My opinion is she doesn’t know you well enough to not care what you do. Or she’s remotely satisfied with her job. So much that she actually enforces the rules aka…she’s new.”

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Thanks, bitch!

I love when people comment on my skating videos … but, even though NInavilleCT watched all my videos, she can go jump off a cliff – AT SPEED! :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPD4xgoSox8&feature=email

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An ice rink is 85′ x 200′. It should be big enough for a few low-level skaters to practice in. But last week there wasn’t enough ice in the world.

Sometimes there are close calls on the ice – it happens at every level. Last week my partner* had a close call with a rather frail beginner skater. There was no contact but it was as close as you can get. My partner was a little rattled and the other skater, who was going backward at the time and not looking, didn’t even know what happened. Their coach did see it and had the same OMG! reaction I had.

So 30 minutes later I hear the coach telling some other skater about the near collision and adding some inaccurate details. Then the skater takes it upon themself to educate my partner and me that you need to watch out for other skaters. That didn’t sit well with my partner and he told the skater to buzz off. And he was totally right. Not only was he not being reckless, but he’s not a child. He knows — and does — watch out for others.

What motivated that coach to talk behind our backs — in earshot no less — is beyond me. That’s juvenile and unprofessional. But what isn’t beyond me is to never take a lesson with them and never recommend them to a student. That coach can bet their skates they’ll never see a penny from me.

And what motivated that skater to be such a busybody is beyond me too. Did they think we were going to bow down to them and hug the boards for the rest of our skating lives? They know they’re going to continue to see us on the ice and that it’s going to be ackward from now on. I’m in no way going to stop being polite to them, but it’s going to be different.

So here’s the lesson: Ice rinks are small places. I’m not talking about the size of the rink; I’m talking about the skating community associated with the rink. Let’s all try to get along. I think everyone wants the best for everyone else’s skating – and if you don’t then I’d watch out for karma more than any dance team.

*I forgot to tell you: I found an ice dance partner! It’s not a super serious partnership, like he’s not interested in going to the Olympics, but he does want to become a better dancer. So we’re taking dance lessons together, learning partner skills and getting a really strong foundation from a really great coach…and we spilt the pro’s fee. 😉  (Honestly, I give it four weeks, tops.)

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I’m So Slow!

I’m not talking about skating, although I could be!

I was reading my blog, because I’m super vain, and when I was reading the “Don’t Let The Bitch Get To You” entry it finally clicked why she was being such a bitch to me!

Sorry, I can’t tell you exactly why. Let’s just say besides being a boring bitch, she’s also a unjustifibly jealous bitch.

I see jealously a lot at skating rinks. This one is jealous of that one because they have their axel. Or because their dress has more crystals. Or because any number of stupid shit. And I admit I do it too. (I’m not that mature.) 

But I realize that you can have two people who have the same thing someone wants but if one person is humble about what they have and the other person is a braggart about what they have the person who wants it is likely to only be jealous of the braggart.

Just something to think about.

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Don’t Let The Bitch Get To You

There is a high-level ice dancer at my rink. A teenager. And a bitch. (FYI – If you’re going to be a bitch be an entertaining over-the-top train wreck of a bitch. Don’t be a passive-aggresive bitch like this bitch, that’s so lame.)

One day a few weeks ago I was practicing the Rhythm Blues dance and she noticed and said “Oh, are you practicing the Rhythm Blues?” Obvisouly bitch and I tell her how it’s the only dance I’m concerned about not passing at the test. “That’s a fun dance,” she says “and the first real one.”

Thanks bitch.

So the other day – a week after I passed my Rhythm Blues test thank you very much – I was practicing the Swing dance. She was at the rink with her partner, who is so not an asshole like she is, and I asked if they would do the Swing dance for me since I’ve never seen it in person. So they did it and afterward she’s all huffing and red and says “That was so much fun. That’s the first real dance you get to do.” Excuse me?

Then later, she was like “Sorry for getting in your way, I forget that you’re a dancer.” But not in a nice way.

Why she feels the need to be a bitch to me I don’t know and never will. But WHATEVER with her. I’m not going to let the bitch get to me.

 

 

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